XXX - Loonie "Lyrics"

XXX
Written by M. Peroramas
Produced by The Beatmonx


Naaalala ko pa date, high school, pare
Meron akong kaklase, hayup na babae
Ako'y suplado na smooth, nice move, swabe
Di ko kinakausap, di ko type kunware
Itatago ko na lang sa pangalang Janelle
Usong uso pa noon yung pasahan ng papel
Pero lahat ng gusot, nahahanapan ng lusot
Kahit marameng nang-aasar: "Crush ka nung kulot!"
"Sino? yung payatot na brush-up yung buhok?
Kinse anyos pa lang ako, batang mapusok
Malakas ang loob kahit labas ay marupok
Kaya direkta kong sinabe at wala ng pautot
Tinapat ko sya, sabi ko: Ikaw ang crush ko
Tinanong ko sya ng past nya, sinagot nya ko ng Pasko
Uminit ang Disyembre, biglang ginaw ng Mayo
Recess na ba? Hindi pa pero break na tayo


Nasaan ka na? Ako kaya'y naaalala pa
Nais sana kitang tawagan kaso baka maabala ka


Storya ng dati kong nobyang si Rossann
Ako yung bestfriend nya slash utusan
Magkaubusan man, walang iwanan
Kahit magkaipitan, kame nagtutulungan
Mano sa tatay, hatid-sundo sa bahay
Kabiruan ang kapatid, kasundo ang nanay
Kame ay natigilan at nagkakatitigan
Dalawang magkaibigan na nagkaibigan
Apat na taon, away bati, hila at tulak
Hanggang sa isang araw bigla kameng nag-usap:
"I need space" Noo nya'y nakakunot
"Space? Bakit di ka na lang mag-astronaut"
Tapos binanatan nya ko ng classic na palusot
"It's not you, it's me" Sino? Yung umutot?
Dinadaan ko sa biro kahit puso ko'y natibo
Halos isang taon ko rin itong hindi pinahipo


Nasaan ka na? Ako kaya'y naaalala pa
Nais sana kitang tawagan kaso baka maabala ka

Hanggang sa nakilala ko si Leslie Anne
Sa Myspace, ako'y kanyang tinestihan
Nice face! Ako'y naseksihan
May katabing chick sa pic, kala ko lesbian
Nagkita kame, inglisan pa nung una
Pinakita nya saken yung mga tato nya
Nag-usap kame, umaga, tanghali hanggang gabi
Magkatabi naghati kame sa mamahaling kape
at tatlong kaha ng Marlboro na pula
Kaya tuloy aming lamesa'y puro abo na
Walang araw na hindi ko sya kasama
Katabi ko sya sa kama kahit di ko sya asawa
Siya yung tipong, parang barkada
Sanay tumambay sa kalsada
Masaya na sana, kaso wala na
Wala ng load, last piso ko na to
Kahit papano, namimiss ko rin kayo.. ang cheesy..

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The Bobo Song - Loonie "Lyrics"

THE BOBO SONG
Written by M. Peroramas
Produced by The Beatmonx


Ang pinilakang tabing na sariling atin
Natabunan ng mga telenovela na pinilit lang ang dubbing
Walang palabas at mas madalas mag patalastas
Sa aming telebisyon biglang inisip ko ang aking
Kinabukasan na parang inihip lang ng hangin
Ako ay pilipino sa isip at damdamin
Pero bakit ka mahilig sa chinito at chinita
Dramathon sa hapon kasama si tito at si tita
At kuya at si ate at katulong na parating natutulog
Pag malapit na maluto ang sinaing
Huminahon ka itay baka ka mabulunan
Sa laki ng binayad mo wala kong natutunan
Ni kapiranggot mula nung unang baitang
Pumapasok lang ako para mangutang kay maam
Ng pambili ng kanin, chicken adobo
Araw-araw ganito nakaka-bobo


Lahat nang nakikita ko nakaka-bobo
Kahit nakapikit ako nakaka-bobo
Lahat nang nakikita ko kahit nakapikit ako
Nakaka, nakaka, nakaka-bobo
Lahat nang nakikita ko nakaka-bobo
Kahit nakapikit ako nakaka-bobo
Lahat nang nakikita ko kahit nakapikit ako
Nakaka, nakaka, nakaka-bobo


Pulitiko na nasa showbiz posible na pala
Ang dami ng artista sa pulitika tanga!
Bobo, inutil, walang pinag-aralan
Hangal, hunghang sino bang pinagmanahan
Uto-uto, sunud-sunuran sa kung anong makita ng mata
Upang mapansin ka ng madla
Para masabi lang na in ka sa mga pormang petmalu
In da loop sa chika chuvaneski chorva eklavu
Mga chismis na nahuli na ng isang dekada
"Richard Gomez at Lucy Torres sila na nga ba?"
Da Who itong starlet na ang suso lumabas
Wag na wag mong ililipat susunod na sa The Buzz
Wowowee sinong di mawiwili
Makakakita ka ng mga natapakan sa tv
Habang kinakain mo yung kanin, chicken adobo
Ayoko ng ganito nakaka-bobo


Lahat nang nakikita ko nakaka-bobo
Kahit nakapikit ako nakaka-bobo
Lahat nang nakikita ko kahit nakapikit ako
Nakaka, nakaka, nakaka-bobo
Lahat nang nakikita ko nakaka-bobo
Kahit nakapikit ako nakaka-bobo
Lahat nang nakikita ko kahit nakapikit ako
Nakaka, nakaka, nakaka-bobo

Takot kang magtanong takot kang magpaulit
Takot ka ring lumapit sa guro mo na masungit
Takot kang magtanong takot kang magpaulit
Kaya pala takot ka magsagot sa pagsusulit
Kala mo alam mo to kala alam mo yan
Kala mo porket tagalog puro lang kabaduyan
Kala mo porket mahirap ka hanggang dyan ka na lang
Kala mo alam mo na lahat wala ka pang alam


Kasi lahat ng nakikita mo akala mo tama
Maghapon ka sa tv mo na nakatunganga
Nakapangalumbaba simula pa nung bata
Di naman importanteng magpakadalubhasa
Ang sakin lang naman ikaw ay malinawan
Wag na wag mong gawing dahilan ang kahirapan
Maniwala, pero wag umasa sa himala
Wala pang nananalo sa lotto na di tumataya
Kaya palayain mo ang utak mong nakakulong
Mas masahol pa sa bobo ang bobo nagmarunong
Kung ang pag-iisip para sayo'y nakakangawit
Ibenta mo ang utak mo kung di mo ginagamit
Wag kang magalit kung laman ng bao ay ampaw
Pilipino lang ako pag nananalo si pacquiao
At pag narinig ko yung kanin, chicken adobo
Nakaka-indak kahit nakaka-bobo


Lahat nang nakikita ko nakaka-bobo
Kahit nakapikit ako nakaka-bobo
Lahat nang nakikita ko kahit nakapikit ako
Nakaka, nakaka, nakaka-bobo
Lahat nang nakikita ko nakaka-bobo
Kahit nakapikit ako nakaka-bobo
Lahat nang nakikita ko kahit nakapikit ako
Nakaka, nakaka, nakaka-bobo

Takot kang magtanong takot kang magpaulit
Takot ka ring lumapit sa guro mo na masungit
Takot kang magtanong takot kang magpaulit
Kaya pala takot ka magsagot sa pagsusulit
Kala mo alam mo to kala alam mo yan
Kala mo porket tagalog puro lang kabaduyan
Kala mo porket mahirap ka hanggang dyan ka na lang
Kala mo alam mo na lahat wala ka pang alam

Nakaka-bobo
Nakaka-bobo
Nakaka, nakaka, nakaka-bobo
Nakaka-bobo
Nakaka-bobo
Nakaka, nakaka, nakaka-bobo

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L.O.O.N.I.E feat. Hi-C - Loonie "Lyrics"

L.O.O.N.I.E. feat. Hi-C
Written by M. Peroramas
Produced by The Beatmonx


Yeah
Another classic for y'all
Sh*ts about to explode!
I'm about to blow up this joint right now
You better call the bomb squad for this one, I'm dead serious cuz..


I got the bomb detonator so best believe I'll press release now
Rest in Peace Blaow! Destiny's child, the best in freestyle
Wanna battle? Get knocked out less than 3 rounds
I'm the future son, so invest in me now
My expertise: I make the best mc's bow
I just wanna get this shit off my chest and breathe out
Addressin these clowns is stressin me out
All these wannabe rappers, I'll leave em horribly damaged
They're not wack, I'd call em metaphorically challenged
And radio stations filled with arrogant bastards
who won't play you unless you're a Fil-American rapper
Yet they play rock acts if they're rapping in bands
While we're forced to mimic a fake American accent
Though we get a lotta hate and a lack of advances
I ain't suckin my own d*ck like Marilyn Manson


Champion! I'm not about to lose my belt
You don't know me? Then let me introduce myself
My name is.. L-O-O-N-I-E


Mental institutions labelled me the craziest
That is how my name today came to be my alias
Back in 95 I was battlin with aliens
If you don't believe in me you're probably an atheist
Cuz I'm a hip-hop god; The bastard you praise
so F*CK YOU LOONIE is a blasphemous phrase
Set the underground in flames, burn the basement
This is my new flavor, be the first to taste it
Your verse is basic, worthless gay sh*t
F*ck RX, in other words I'll stay sick
And I don't have to freestyle about the sun and moon
This song is precum, my album's cumming soon
And you know you gotta cop it cuz you know that it's real
They feel what I say cuz I say what I feel
This is my life, can't nobody else write it
You ain't the real sh*t, you just smell like it


Champion! I'm not about to lose my belt
You don't know me? Then let me introduce myself
My name is.. L-O-O-N-I-E


Just gimme the mic and 40 ounce of booze
I'm ready to rock the crowd like the House of Blues
6000 Goonz! It's about the music
Give you goosebumps like Loose Bowel Movement
and nightmares that'll make you pee in bed
Write rhymes to beats light years ahead
Beyond Neptune and Pluto, ask who's the greatest
The Monx sending stool samples back to Ur-Anus
They say I write the tightest rhyming schemes
Cuz I write my rhymes inside a time machine
I've never been to the States, you wanna take advantage?
You wanna make a mistake? Great! I'll take the challenge
Dismantled in battle you can't take the damage
Cuz I spit it twice as nice in my native language
and all I need is one mic when I'm rippin it live
If I were black, The Source would've given me 5

Champion! I'm not about to lose my belt
You don't know me? Then let me introduce myself
My name is.. L-O-O-N-I-E


Yeah
Now you know my name
L-O-O-N-I-E
I don't even have to say it anymore
Don't f*cking front, I know you know my name
That's right, I AM NOBODY
6000 Goonz!
Stick Figgas!

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F With This G - Loonie "Lyrics"

F WITH THIS G
Written by M. Peroramas
Produced by The Beatmonx


Dararah dararah
You can never F with this G

My life is like a movie but the plots are thicker
Got people callin’ me champ like I'm a boxing figure
Became a toxic spitter from drinkin lots of liquor
Pollute the mainstream like Pasig River
Call me sensei I teach mcs how to kill
In a ceasefire I still freestyle at will
Just gimme any line
In five minutes time limit
I'll give you 9 million
lines that'll rhyme with it
Would it be possible to mimic me lyrically
Cuz I spit it vividly with HD imagery
Rhetoric and rhyme in perfect symmetry
I get better with time, I don't let lines limit me
Inevitably ain't nobody better than me
The best there is there was there ever will be
Listen as I effortlessly step to this beat
Definitely you can never ever F with G


You can never F with this G
You can never You can never F with this G


This is destiny, you're gonna see it eventually
It's meant to be, I'm the MC of the Century
Schizophrenic with a Messianic Complex
It's a euphemism for may sayad ng konte
Satanic Santa with his bad little elves
A black Sabbath fanatic who needs Sabbatical help
The Vatican knelt to nobody but the baddest himself
the new Lucifer, Loonie with a capital L
It ain't easy bein me but I handle it well
I'm so bad that I've got my own bathroom in hell
Like a nuclear warplane I travel with stealth
If I wanted a real challenge, I'll just battle myself
Inevitably ain't nobody better than me
The best there is there was there ever will be
Listen as I effortlessly step to this beat
Definitely you can never ever F with G


You can never F with this G
You can never You can never F with this G


Now lemme tell bout the birds and the bees
The flowers and the trees, the herbs and the leaves
I'm burnin this weed cuz I'm learning to speak
to everybody in this earth searchin for peace
If you're searchin for beef then I'm servin you beef
Tough enough to break all of your permanent teeth
I'm a merciless beast that lurks underneath the earth
just to sleep, resurfaced to eat all the worthless mcs
till I burst in the seams
Every battle's mismatched; Man versus Machine
I stay high like A.I.'s vertical leap
So fly cuz I paid my terminal fees
Inevitably ain't nobody better than me
The best there is there was there ever will be
Listen as I effortlessly step to this beat
Definitely you can never ever F with G


You can never F with this G
You can never You can never F with this G

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All Rights Reversed - Loonie "Lyrics"

ALL RIGHTS REVERSED
Written by M. Peroramas
Produced by The Beatmonx


Time seems to pass me by when I write rhyme schemes to satisfy
The minds of those who close their ears and use their eyes to listen,
I don't have time for dissin cuz I've been workin, grindin
9 to 5 to survive, writin rhymes while I'm alive
But I gotta hustle, everyday I pray
God, graveyard shift, can't call it a day job
Aren't you glad you waited for the day you graduated?
Hey you made it, way to go! Yeah hurray kid
Education takes you places
Hospitals with cancer patients
Airplanes, 2 Days to Vegas
Mainframes and databases
Pay's great but I hate to say this
It's a case to case basis
And I hate to break your faith but the Bathing Apes
Will have to wait cuz you're an undergraduate
And you can't backtrack the path you went
To add to it, you had to quit
Your job stinks like a fat-ass when it's flatulent


I carry this cross everyday
And I'm lost in a maze
I get applause or a raise
If my boss is amazed
Torture and pain before fortune and fame
I was born to be paid as a corporate slave

What do you wanna be when you grow up?


So you're a call center agent and you're yappin away
With more slang than Filipino cats in L.A.
You can't evade taxes, your taxes evade you
Work without no play baby that's what the slaves do
And now you're feeling like a slave
Trapped in a cage with your master whippin you
While you're askin for stale food
Can't pass the test
Guessin random answers will save you
So you pray to Angel Gabriel and Hesus
And I don't think you'll be able to last in a day
If you're lazy, you'll "blow" your "job"
Faster than gays do
There's no minimum or maximum age
But don't get it twisted this ain't maximum wage fool
Salary is great why don't you ask em who pays you
You should be earnin dollars, ask for a raise dude
You would never ever let a has been replace you
And you're American until your accent betrays you


I carry this cross everyday
And I'm lost in a maze
I get applause or a raise
If my boss is amazed
Torture and pain before fortune and fame
I was born to be paid as a corporate slave

What do you wanna be when you grow up?

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